The only thing comparable to the last seven days is when you bring home a newborn from the hospital. Asher is up all night long, every two or three hours, and is up for the day at 4 or 5 in the morning. I am spending multiple hours a day trying to get Asher into his crib for any amount of sleep. There is nothing cute about a pair of eyes staring at you from a distance of 5 inches asking for "Ba-ba" (Yes, Asher is two and drinking a bottle. That's a whole other story.) multiple times a night. I've been completely obsessive about tracking the delivery of the new crib tent. As if checking on the computer every hour is going to get UPS to deliver that package to my house any faster. I know that there are many wonderful Christmas surprises that are being greatly anticipated by a plethora of recipients at this time of the year. But NONE can be more eagerly awaited than the "Tots in Mind - Original Cozy Crib Tent" arriving at 9430 Avanyu Drive.
As night number seven approached, desperation doesn't even describe my state of mind. Wonderful Grandma Fotheringham and Grandma Moore took the boys this afternoon so I could take a much-needed nap. So I was feeling a bit more rested to take on the night-time battle. My new idea to try was having Asher sleep in his portable crib. It seemed like the sides were higher and he might not be able to get out. Wrong. After all the work of hauling it in from the garage and getting it set up, he was out in less the 3 seconds. I just kept thinking if I could somehow make the sides of his crib higher. I then had a stroke of genius, divine intervention, whatever you want to call it- duct tape big blankets all around the top of the rail! I'm embarrassed to admit how often duct tape is involved in the solution to my life problems. I rounded up an armload of bulky blankets and let the tape fly! After getting a few secured, I realized the blankets weren't adding enough bulk. Plan B- pillows. After getting a few taped on, it was all I could do to hold back the giggles of excitement. I just knew it was going to work! Asher would once again be a prisoner of his crib and I would have a night of uninterrupted sleep. Trial Number One failed. I didn't put pillows on the one side of the crib that was close to the wall because I didn't think it was a large enough space for him to even fit between the wall and the crib. I'm surprised Asher didn't decapitate himself getting over the edge of the crib and down to the floor is such a tiny space. Never underestimate the desperation of a two-year-old seeking his freedom. After one escape, additional pillows added to the last side, I'm thrilled to report a night free from "ba-ba" requests and not seeing two beady eyes staring me down as I'm trying to sleep.
Although the duct-taped pillows have brought one night of sleep, I know it's a short-term solution and I'm WILLING that UPS truck to drive FASTER!